DEI? More like ‘common decency’ — and Silicon Valley is saying ‘no thanks’
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I just came off recording an episode of Equity, where I learned about the newest wave of stupidity. The tech industry’s DEI allergy has hit a new low, as Silicon Valley leaders are once again waving their ‘meritocracy’ banners high and wide. Scale AI’s Alexandr Wang has decided that diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) are passé — and replaced them with his shiny new acronym MEI: merit, excellence, and intelligence. I cringed so hard I’m going to need a chiropractor.
I would invite him — and those supporting them — to fuck all the way off. You misunderstand me. You thought I wanted you to fuck only partially the way off. Please, read my lips. I was perfectly clear: Off you fuck. All the way. Remove head from ignorant ass, then fuck all the way off.
Of course, the ignorance inspired enthusiastic applause from tech titans like Elon Musk on X, while LinkedIn’s startup crowd rolled their eyes so hard they were practically doing backflips.
Critics argue that Wang’s post misses the mark (no shit!) by ignoring systemic barriers and reducing complex social dynamics to a simplistic — and dangerously naive — ideal of meritocratic purity. Meanwhile, back at Scale AI’s headquarters, annotators in economically depressed regions toil away for pay that wouldn’t cover a decent brunch in Silicon Valley. But sure, let’s talk about how ‘objective’ hiring practices will save us all from the tyranny of fairness and inclusion.
Yours truly,
Haje
Most interesting startup stories from the week
Ever wonder what keeps a top-tier venture capitalist up at night? Spoiler alert: It’s not his hefty investment portfolio or his packed schedules. Vinod Khosla, co-founder of Sun Microsystems and the brains behind Khosla Ventures, recently revealed his biggest worry — and it’s not what you’d expect from someone with a $50 million bet on OpenAI that paid off big-time. I loved Connie’s candid chat with Khosla about AI’s future, regulation woes, and why Europe’s tech scene might be snoozing while the rest of the world races ahead. Buckle up; it’s an enlightening (and surprisingly entertaining) ride!
- It puts the lotion in the basket: In a bid to turn your pleasant dreams into vivid nightmares, scientists have developed a robot with actual living skin that can stretch and be manipulated. Think Terminator T-1000 but with a marginally better skincare routine.
- Rirelgvat vf svar, ubarfgyl*: In a recent interview that raised more eyebrows than a botched Botox job, Telegram’s founder Pavel Durov revealed that the messaging giant operates with just ‘about 30 engineers’ and no dedicated product managers — unless you count Durov himself. While he boasted about efficiency from his Dubai-based lair, security experts collectively face-palmed, calling this a major red flag for user safety.
- Hey, Butch, you did buy return tickets, right?: Boeing’s Starliner capsule has finally made it to space, but its homecoming is fashionably late. Originally scheduled to return on June 14, the two-person crew will now extend their space vacation until June 26 due to some stubborn technical hiccups.
Most interesting fundraises this week
Volkswagen is taking a leap of faith (and cash) into the electric future by investing up to $5 billion in Rivian’s software development, starting with an initial billion-dollar infusion. This partnership seems like a win-win: Rivian gets the financial boost it needs to navigate its ambitious path forward, and VW finally has a shot at brushing up its somewhat rusty software skills. In their new bromance, these two auto giants will share tech secrets like school kids trading lunch snacks — VW even gets access to Rivian’s sleek electrical architecture. The collaboration could infuse some much-needed pizzazz into Volkswagen’s lineup while giving Rivian a European flair — in a deal that kinda started from the two companies nerding out about building cars in Georgia (the state, not the country).
Imagine spending your summer break not behind the bike sheds smoking weed (or whatever the yout’ are doing these days), but in a VC office negotiating half a million dollars. Sounds like the plot of a teen drama, right? Well, for Christopher Fitzgerald and Nicholas Van Landschoot, this is real life. Instead of perfecting their cannonballs or binge-watching Netflix, these two 18-year-olds have convinced seasoned investors to back their AI-powered API startup with $500,000.
- Coming in hot: In a world where instant gratification apparently knows no bounds, Zepto just nabbed a whopping $665 million to ensure you never have to wait more than 10 minutes for your groceries — or your electronic gadgets. Investors are tripping over themselves as if they’ve never seen a grocery app before!
- Much CRM. Such smart: Forget everything you know about CRMs being glorified, soul-sucking spreadsheets. Christopher O’Donnell, the former HubSpot exec who helped put that company on the map, is back with a vengeance — and this time he’s armed with AI.
- The $50 million buy-now button: Ever feel like online shopping is akin to searching for a needle in a digital haystack? Well, Daydream seems to think so, too, and has decided to tackle this conundrum head-on. Armed with a whopping $50 million seed funding and an arsenal of AI-powered tools, it’s setting out to make e-commerce searches as effortless as finding cat videos online. Meow, indeed.
Every week, there’s always a few stories I want to share with you that just don’t fit into the categories above. It’d be a shame if you missed ’em, so here’s a random grab bag of goodies for ya:
- Stop, collaborate, and listen*: OpenAI is on a mission to become the Swiss Army knife of tech. Fresh off acquiring database firm Rockset, they’ve now snapped up Multi, a startup that’s essentially Zoom with bells and whistles.
- Simply? The best!*: Anthropic has launched Claude 3.5 Sonnet, their new and improved AI model. While it’s being touted as the best yet, it’s more of a gentle nudge forward than a giant leap for AI-kind. The new model excels in text and image analysis, but don’t expect it to crack jokes any better than its predecessors — AI humor is still an unsolved mystery. But that’s why you have me, right? I’m hilarious. Everyone says so.
- Boulevard of Broken Dreams*: The courtroom drama surrounding Fisker’s Chapter 11 bankruptcy is heating up faster than a lawyer chasing billable hours. With accusations of ‘suspect activity’ and heated exchanges that belong more on daytime TV than in bankruptcy court, the fight over Fisker’s assets is turning into an all-out legal brawl.
- Come and keep your comrade warm*: Just when you thought your antivirus software was the least of your worries, the U.S. government begs to differ: Kaspersky is now off-limits! Citing national security concerns and potential data weaponization by Russia, Uncle Sam has declared a ‘first of its kind’ ban on the popular antivirus provider.
- Everything’s waiting for you*: In a world where venture capital for Black women is as rare as a hen’s dentist, Fearless Fund co-founder Ayana Parsons has decided to swap boardrooms for beach views. Announcing her resignation on LinkedIn, Parsons will no longer serve as general partner and COO but will instead be ‘enjoying island life’ with her family. While this legal drama plays out, it’s disappointing that big names in tech haven’t rallied behind Fearless Fund.
Ref: techcrunch
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